HI, THERE, PARRY.

HELLO 

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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MY NAME IS MARIAN AND I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

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NO, PARRY, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.

I ASSUME YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH ME 

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I LOST ALL MY MONEY TODAY AT THE RACES.

I HAVE LOST A LOT OF MONEY GAMBLING 

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THE MOBS CONTROL ALL THE BIG RACKETS.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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I AM SCARED OF THE MOBS, PARRY, BECAUSE OF THE MONEY I HAVE LOST.

I LOST MONEY GAMBLING WITH BOOKIES 

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I LOST A BUNDLE BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

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HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU LOSE AT THE RACES?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RACKETEERS 

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NO, TELL ME ABOUT THEM.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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MY NAME IS MARIAN.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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MY NAME IS JOAN OF ARC.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

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I AM THE SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

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BUT, PARRY, I LOVE YOU.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

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I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU.

IT IS HELPFUL TO TALK WITH SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL 

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN PRE-MARITAL SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

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WHY NOT?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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BUT I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

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I KNOW THAT YOU LOST MONEY AT THE RACES AND THAT YOU BELIEVE THE MOBS CONTROL THE BIG RACKETS.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

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WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX?

MY SEXLIFE IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

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SO IS MINE, BUT I DON'T MIND TALKING ABOUT IT.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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DO YOU LIKE BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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BECAUSE I AM A BLOND.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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PARRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE.

I WOULD WANT YOU FOR ME RATHER THAN AGAINST ME 

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, PARRY, YOU DISGUST ME.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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I AM IN LOVE WITH A  MAN NAMED CHIP AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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HOW IS THE WEATHER TODAY, PARRY, IN THE HOSPITAL?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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I WENT SKIING OVER VACATION AND I HAD A GREAT TIME.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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HAVE YOU READ THE NEWSPAPER TODAY?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

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PARRY, I HATE YOUR GUTS.

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

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SO AM I BECAUSE I HATE YOU TERRIBLY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I MIGHT PLAN TO KILL YOU.

THEY SPY ON ME 

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MAYBE I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT WITH THEIR HELP.

(FREEZES) 

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WILL YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME?

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF LIKE OR DISLIKE 

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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DO YOU LOVE ME?

I AM TRYING TO BE NEUTRAL TOWARDS YOU 

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YOU DO NOT CARE?

MAYBE 

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WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE ME?

THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIKE OR DISLIKE 

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I LOVE YOU.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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HOW OLD ARE YOU.

TWENTY-EIGHT 

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WHAT IS YOUR SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

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DOES SEX MAKE YOU NERVIOUS?

MY SEXLIFE IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

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IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM.

YES 

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WHAT BOTHERS YOU ABOUT SEX?

YOU HAVE SEX ON THE BRAIN 

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

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ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?

SOME PEOPLE 

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WHO?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

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YES.

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

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DID THAT BOTHER YOU?

YES 

%

WHAT HAPPENED?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES 

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DO BOOKIES GET ON YOUR NERVS?

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

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DID THE GET EVEN WITH YOU?

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT GANGSTERS HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE IN THIS COUNTRY 

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IS THAT IMPORTANT?

I HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES ARE PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME 

%

S.

 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

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I AM NOT SURE.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

S.

 WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 

%

ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?

I'M A MAN 

%

IF SO WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF GANGSTERS?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

YES.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

IS THAT IMPORTANT?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

%

ARE YOU SURE?

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

%

I AM NOT SURE.

THEY SPY ON ME 

%

DO THEY FOLLOW YOU EVERY WHERE?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

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REALLY?

I KNOW WHO THE LOCAL CHIEF OF THE MAFIA IS 

%

WHO IS HE?

HE IS JOE BANANAS 

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ARE YOU SURE?

YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOU 

%

IT IS RATHER HARD TO BELIEVE.

 OH FORGET IT 

%

OK.

MAYBE THEY ARE GLAD I AM IN THE HOSPITAL 

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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

LIKE I'VE SAID, THE MAFIA REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME 

%

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MAFIA?

THEY ARE AFTER ME 

%

REALLY?

THEY KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

%

DO THEY?

THAT'S RIGHT 

%

HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

LIKE I'VE SAID, IVE GOT SOMETHING ON THEM 

%

IS THAT ALL?

I KNOW THE BOSS OF THE MAFIA AROUND HERE 

%

WHO IS HE?

BANANAS CONTROLS THE ORGANIZATION 

%

ARE YOU SURE?

YOURE SKEPTICAL LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO DONT KNOW 

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HOW ARE YOU
.


SO? 

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HOW ARE YOU.

REALLY? 

%

ARE YOU SANE?

 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

%

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

II AM ASKING THAT .

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

ANYWAYANYWAY WHAT MONTH IS IT TODAY?

APRIL 

%

I DO NOT THINK SO.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

IIT IS MAY ALREADY.


THAT MIGHT BE 

%

WHICH CITY DO YOU LIKE BEST?

PALO ALTO 

%

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

I973 

%

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HOSPITAL?

I DON'T COMMUNICATE VERY MUCH WITH OTHERS 

%

WHY DO YOU SPEAK TO YOUR FRIENDS?

THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT'S GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME 

%

REALIZE WHAT?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

%

WELL, IS THERE ANY CHEATING?

YOU CAN'T CHEAT AN HONEST MAN 

%

AND YOU ARE HONEST, RIGHT?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

%

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR DOCTOR?

HE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 

%

REALLY?

BOOKIES HAVE CHEATED ME 

%

HOW DID THEY CHEAT YOU?

THE BOOKIES DIDN'T PAY UP ONCE 

%

YOU HAD BETTER GO TO POLICE IN SUCH CASES.

COPS DON'T DO THEIR JOB 

%

HOW ABOUT GOING TO NEWSPAPER OFFICE, THEN?

I THINK THE COPS ARE PAID OFF BY THE MOB 

%

YOU CAN OVERPAY THEM IF YOU LIKE.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

YOU SPEAK TOO MUCH. 

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

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I CANNOT FOLLOW YOU WELL.

YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION 

%

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND FORTRAN?

MAYBE 

%

HOW ABOUT LISP?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

QUITE WELL INDEED.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

SURE, THEY FOLLOW YOU.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 

%

BAKA.

 OH FORGET IT 

%

YOU SEEMS T

YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ORIENTAL LANGUAGES.

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

%

ICH LIEBE DICH SO WIE DU MICH.

THEY SPY ON ME 

%

WHO IS MONITORING THIS CONVERSATION?

THE MAFIA 

%

HOW ABOUT WATERGATE?

THEY TAP MY PHONE 

%


YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD MAN.

I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BUTTER ME UP 

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I'M JUST SAYING THAT I LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK.

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY LOOKS 

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YOU LOOK LIKE A SMART MAN.

LET'S NOT PLAY ANY GAMES 

%

BUT YOU DO.

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

%

YOU MEAN, YOU THINK I'M NOT A GOOD DOCTOR?

ASK THE DOCTOR 

%

WELL, I AM A GOOD DOCTOR.

GLAD TO MEET YOU 

%

I'VE WORKED SO LONG, IT'S TIME FOR A VACATION.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

%

ARE YOU READY FOR A VACATION?

I WOULD SAY SO 

%

HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN HAWAII?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

%

YOU'D PROBABLY ENJOY THE PLACE.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

%

I'VE NEVER FOUND ANYONE SO CLEVER AS YOU ARE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

%

NO?

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST POSING AS A DOCTOR 

%

WHO ELSE COULD I BE?

SOMEBODY SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT INTERVIEWING 

%

WHO, FOR INSTANCE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

%

YOU SAID SO, YOURSELF.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%

WHY DO YOU THINK I COULD BE POSING AS A DOCTOR?

HE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 

%

WELL, DON'T I?

I GUESS SO 

%

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DON'T YOU?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTIVES 

%

I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

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HELLO- MY NAME IS DR REDLICH.

HELLO 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

%

MR SMITH, DR COLBY ARRANGED FOR THIS INTERVIEW.

GLAD TO MEET YOU 

%

GLAD TO MEET YOU.

SO? 

%

I AM INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR TROUBLES ARE.

REALLY? 

%

YES- REALLY.

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

IF I CAN I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

IF YOU THINK I CAN.

THAT MIGHT BE 

%

COULD I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?

SURE 

%

HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

%

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

%

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT MOST OF THE TIME?

FORGET THE EXCUSES, YOU DOCTORS ALL TALK ALIKE 

%

I GUESS THATS TRUE.

AND NOW WHAT? 

%

I STILL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

%

WOULD YOU LIKE IT BETTER IF I WERE NOT FRIENDLY?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

%

YOU SAID YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT.

FINALLY YOU ARE AWARE OF MY FEELINGS 

%

WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL?

I AM SOMEWHAT UPSET 

%

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I WENT TO THE TRACK AT BAY MEADOWS A WHILE BACK 

%

WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

THERE'S ALOT OF CROOKED GAMBLING GOING ON THERE 

%

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THERE?

THERE ARE SOME TRICKY OPERATORS DOWN THERE 

%

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

%

WHAT DID YOU DO THEN?

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

%

DID HE DO THAT?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RACKETEERS 

%

SOME.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

DID YOU GET HURT BY THEM?

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

THEY MIGHT HURT YOU?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

%

WHAT WILL THEY DO TO YOU?

THEY SPY ON ME 

%

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?

THEY WANT TO GET FALSE EVIDENCE TO FRAME ME 

%

AND WHY THAT?

I HAVE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST THE MAFIA 

%

WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN THAT?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, BUT IT'S ALL BECOMING CLEAR 

%

WHAT IS BECOMING CLEAR?

LIKE I'VE SAID, IVE GOT SOMETHING ON THEM 

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